Overheard during an "unlawful drugs in motor vehicle" hearing...Respondent: You say you got a pill from my dashboard, huh?
Police officer: Yes, that's what I said. One small, white pill.
Respondent: Well, there's no way he could've done that because he planted --
City attorney: Objection.
Judge: Sir, you're going to have to ask a question.
Respondent: Yes, ma'am. So, officer, you couldn't have gotten that pill from my dashboard because you wrote me a ticket for excessive speed while backing and I have a bubble dashboard and anything on there woulda had-to-a slid off if I was going excessive speed --
City attorney: Your Honor, objection. He keeps making statements.
Judge: Sir, you have to ask questions. You'll have your turn to testify.
Respondent: Sorry, ma'am. So, officer, you pulled that pill outta your pocket and planted it on my dashboard, huh?