Man: Dis is not justice! Dis is sabatoge!
Later on, when his hearing actually happened, the man was accused of having a half-smoked joint in his car. His defense:
Man: If da police is gonna catch me wit marijuana, dey gonna find me wit way more than just one joint. I'm an herbalist! It is my culture!
Yes, this was his defense. My coworker thinks it's a pretty good one, at least compared to what we usually get.
We're forgetting the Rastafarian part of the defense.
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