Let's start this off with a good one...

Hello readers that we don't yet have. This blog is a place for us to post hilarious stories from our frequently-hilarious workplace for public consumption. Please try to keep the pyramid schemes, lolcats, and naked pictures to a minimum. Unless you are hot.

To start us off, overheard during a prostitution hearing:

Decoy Prostitute: He offered me $10 for a blowjob.

Respondent: That's a lie! I don't even like blowjobs. My girlfriend's here. She'll tell ya.

Girlfriend: (Stands up at the back of the courtroom) Yeah! He don't even like blowjobs!