Aww Hell No

Yesterday I had a public urination hearing. At trial, the respondent produced a book that he had written entitled "Just Us or Justice - Is Racism Dead In America? HELL No!" He showed it to the judge and insisted that the police had been targeting him because they didn't want his book to be published. He said that three different police districts were conspiring against him and that they had falsely accused him, beaten him, and planted drugs on his person. Then came the turning point:

Respondent: And besides, your honor. I really had to pee.

Priceless.