It's a slow day today so I decided to post the money quotes from one of our favorite police reports, a copy of which is taped to one of the file cabinets. This is from a DUI case. The cops pulled this guy over, and he goes crazy:
Respondent: I'm not drunk. I'm SUPER F*ING DRUNK!
Later on in the report:
Respondent: I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
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