New Developments In Urination Technology

Today a coworker relates a story of a homeless man charged with public urination. The man explained that he's not guilty because he was peeing into a plastic bag, the same kind a newspaper comes in, and not onto the street. Thus it's not public urination. He pulled out a bag to demonstrate.

Hobo: You see, I pee into bag. Then, I dump bag into sewer. Then I throw bag out.

Coworker: Is that the bag you peed into?

Hobo: No, this one is for today.

In a moment of glorious irony, he won his hearing because the judge agreed with his argument that peeing into a bag is not 'in public'. So now you've got another option for when you really have to go but can't find a public bathroom. I call it the "Poor Man's Astronaut."