Semi-Righteous Indignation

One coworker relates a tale of an old hobo who was brought in on a drinking ticket. When he found out that the case would not be dismissed, he became agitated:

Respondent: You know what you doin' is wrong! You know people are dyin' out there because of what you do! You'll pay someday!

Coworker: Please calm down.

Respondent: And God will rain hellfire on your ass because of what you're doing today!

Coworker: Is that it?

Respondent: ...I'll take the community service.